Dry Humping is Cool

Nice youtube video featuring dry humping by artist, David Choe.

The Economics of Prostitution

Economists at the University of Chicago did a study concering the economics of street-level prostitution. They found:

““A prostitute is more likely to have sex with a police officer than to get officially arrested by one.”

Furthermore, the data they collected suggests that street prostitution yields an average wage of $27 per hour. Given the relatively limited hours that active prostitutes work, this generates less than $20,000 annually for a women working year round in prostitution. While the wage of a prostitute is four times greater than the non-prostitution earnings these women report (approximately $7 per hour), there are tremendous risks associated with life as a prostitute. According to the estimates, a woman working as a prostitute would expect an annual average of a dozen incidents of violence and 300 instances of unprotected sex.

Total Bummer.

link to the study.

Gourmet Sex Toys

Philippe Di Meio created a collection of “erotic tableware” called, Souper Fin. For each item, the designer solicited the help of some of the most higly regarded foodies, to divise a dish that complemented the utensil or receptacle.

All will come together in an exhibition at the L’Eclaireur, Paris, in July. The pieces, the chefs and their creations and instructional short films by Sabine Pigalle will come together at the opening.

MILF Soup

Again with the ridiculous and arbitrary website names. MILF Soup? What is that exactly? Do we get MILFs serving tasty soups to their amorous partners before or after coitus? A tenuous sex act featuring said flavorful viscous dish? Reviewing the site, there is no actual soup featured anywhere, which is disappointingly, but I guess its like Talk Soup in that you get a whole lot of MILF.

Here’s a gallery of a suspiciously non-MILF looking MILF supposedly doing some MILF type activities.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is the latest film from Kevin Smith, and is set to be released in the fall of this year. The plot goes a little something like this: Lifelong platonic friends Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) look to solve their respective cashflow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.

With a cameo from Traci Lords, this adds to the further “mainstreaming” of porn.

It’s a strange time to be alive.

Blowjob Ninjas

Porn websites have some pretty ridiculous names, MILF Filth, Anal Hookers, Fisting King, but none more perplexing than Blowjob Ninjas. What exactly is a Blowjob Ninja? Is it a sexy ninja that is really good at blowjobs? Is it a ninja that actively seeks out blowjobs? I guess the world will never know, because judging from this gallery there are no actual ninjas involved. Maybe if you become a member of the site and watch the entire video; at the climax of the scene, a ninja appears as if out of nowhere and yells “Blowjob Ninja” at the camera. That would be awesome!

see the “Blowjob Ninja” gallery by clicking here.

Asking for a Job in the Adult Industry

Besides guys asking how they can become porn stars; another common email I get is from guys asking for a job. Here’s an email I received this week via myspace, from a fellow named Will who is 22 and lives in British Columbia:

i honestly just dont get it guys, is this the way you treat your fans like. WHY DONT YOU ADD ME. sorry i may be still a fan and all for the sake of the business but i can say yous dont deserve the fanship yous have nowadays if this is way u treat people. no offense.

u might not have noticed it but i’ve done a hell of alot for your site by sending out myspace bullitens promoting your site.

anyways i apologize if i mean any offense sometimes i just have a big fuckin mouth lol. if you wanna know more about that just ask annaliese of godsgirls and joanna angel of burning angel ive done business with them in the past. im just a freelancer doin anythin i can for the business, i suppose anythin from porn, alt porn, modeling even bands. although some things arent workin out. anyhows i dont ask for any special treatment like just to be acknowledged for my work and someday hopefully really contribute to the business. i can say im still young and inexperienced like as youve prob noticed lol but i guess i know my way around and well i just do what i can. although i make it my habit to not do work for the business for money i do it for the art of it, sounds pretty silly i know but money doesnt apply to me in that area. but theres no question about it i luv youre company and yous are def the best in the business. i just got a little emotional there when yous wouldnt add me cause i know i insulted your name before by sayin i worked for yas. but it was only as a matter of a promoter. but one day i hope not to be showin off on myspace and really do something cause people still do think im a fake and i dunno shit about it but i know more than they think haha. IF YOU HAVE A JOB FOR ME I WOULD LOVE TO WORK FOR YOU i can contirbute in full to you guys and anythin yous need ill be up for the work if you ever need it cause im not much atm but i sure as hell promote good i pride myself on it lol. anyways i thank u for your time and i hope my message doesnt bore you as much as it has me writing it hahaha XD.

i just hope you can understand how much workin for the business means to me. and im up for the challenge.

To all of you out there aspiring to work in the porn industry, heres a little advice. Don’t send unsolicited emails (especially through myspace) to companies, they will be ignored. All legitimate adult companies post their job openings through the same channels where you would find a “normal” job. If you do send an unsolicited email, don’t insult the company you want to work for, please keep an eye on your spelling and grammar, and most importantly: don’t come off as being completely and utterly insane!

Christian Sings the Blues

One of the most common emails I get at my day job are from guys wondering how they can break into the awesome world of the “industry”. If I’m feeling plucky enough to respond, I say start in gay porn and work your way up. Hey, no pain no gain right? That’s just what male talent, Christian did. Even if you’re a moderate porn enthusiast, chances are you’ve seen Christian grinding away on some starlet. With his blog christiansingstheblues.com, you get a day by day behind the scenes account of what its like to be a male porn star. Everything from the titillation of having sex with perfect strangers every day, the infighting and general immaturity that plagues porn valley, to the most mundane things like shopping at target and going out to eat at night.

Ellie Idol: a interview

In the adult industry, there a few girls that have the special little something which could make them a “star”; but because of bad agents, typecasting, or just plain old laziness, they never really make it anywhere. Ellie Idol is one of those girls. Her dark hair, and pale skin first caught my eye when she was featured in a video on brandibelle.com. At the time, I wasn’t able to find much of her work, but after some research I found that she booked under 3 different alias’. Luckily, I was able to get her email address and do an internet interview late last year before she “retired”, to learn a little bit more about her.

Ellie, Chloe, Collie, why so many alias’? What’s the definitive name you want to be known as? Well, when I first got into it, the first person I worked for told me he wanted me to go as Collie (which is actually my real name) because he thought it was cute and fitting of my personality. The second person I worked for ended up shooting me pretty regularly so he decided to make a website of it, but actually ended up recycling an old web address; dirtylittlechloe.com. The OLD Chloe was actually a cute petite little Asian girl. Now, Ellie Idol became my name when I started doing hardcore movies. Ellie is derived from my middle name and Idol well, to clear things up comes from BILLIE IDOL……not that crappy TV show American Idol (hope I didn’t offend anyone).

How did you get into the industry? My friend “Bailey Brooks” was doing it, I said to myself, “Hey, I watch porno, maybe I should be in one!” I contacted a Seattle based website and it just went from there.

You’ve mostly stuck to the “reality porn” genre, is this something you’ve purposely chosen to do? Not at all. My agent finds me work. Honestly, I’d love to do either more alternative stuff or stuff with themes, like Cosplay/fetish porn. The reality thing gets old…..and cheesy fast.

You obviously have the aesthetics to be in the whole “alt porn” thing. Do you plan to trying to do some “alt porn” in the future? Oh, I HOPE to be. I’d absolutely love to work with Vivid alt or hell, anything but reality porn. PLEASE! I am so sick of it. Haha… I’m also tired of playing the “innocent, naive” role. People who put me into that category obviously don’t know me all that well. I can play innocent sometimes, but really I’m a little sex demon when I want to be.

You’re from Seattle, do you live up there to stay sane and not be fully enveloped into the industry? Do you plan on making a permanent move to Los Angeles? I stay in Seattle for my friends, for my family, and my man. I’m not quite ready to make the transition to move to LA yet. Though I’m not saying it won’t happen eventually. I actually just started making payments on a house I bought up here in Seatown, so I can’t move just yet.

We all know the careers of women in porn tend to be a bit short. How much longer do you want to be a performer? Do you want to build a life-long career like say, Jenna Jameson? If you do plan on leaving the industry what would be the next chapter for Ellie Idol? Honestly, I want to be the one behind the scenes. I want to start my own company with my man and our friend, and film something different and more progressive for the industry. I hope we succeed!

What is the best thing you did in the past year? The best thing, would have to be getting rid of the people who were holding me back in life. I’ve moved on, and now feel like I can do anything.

What is your favorite purchase of the past year? My NINTENDO DS!!!! Holy crap. When you’re traveling……it really helps pass the time. I’m currently playing the new Zelda game. It’s very addicting!

What is your favorite sex act to do in your own time? Honestly, it’s not the act. It’s the person. Being able to have some really passionate loving sex with someone you love is the best. It doesn’t matter which way it’s done. Though I do like it doggy. <3

What kind of scenes would you like to do in the future that you haven’t already done? I’d love to do a feature sometime, though it seems as though that will soon become a reality. I just got casted to do a live-action make of a certain adult comic. I need to keep it hush-hush for now, but you’ll all see soon enough if you go to Comic-con next year! (Note: Ellie is talking about the live-action porno of Demi the Demoness. Where she gets her cos-play on by dressing up and having sex as a demoness with horns and wings!)

What are your favorite records/books/movies/art of the moment? Why? Lately I’ve been listening to a lot of the artist H.I.M. Everytime I put H.I.M. on, it puts me in this romantic dreamy state. I love it. I love his voice. It’s the ultimate in sexiness. My god. Also been listening to a lot of punk lately. It’s good party music. As far as books go, I don’t read many. I mostly read comic books (haha) but almost every book I’ve been willing to pick up has been by Chuck Palanuik. I fucking LOVE him. Hey, isn’t he from Seattle too?

To see a video gallery of the clip I’ve pictured, CLICK HERE!

lastnightsparty

Those party websites that post pictures from nightlife events are a dime a dozen, but lastnightsparty stands out amongst the crowd. I like it because:

1. These is allot of nudity on the site.
2. The person behind the camera is a real photographer with a developed eye.

I also like it because I enjoy seeing what crazy clothes the kids are wearing these days.

lastnightsparty.com for more.