Show Them to Me

I’d like to meet the guy who painstakingly put together this “music video” of infamous full frontal shots.

Come to think about it, I probably wouldn’t want to meet the guy.

Porn in the USA

Tom Stoddart’s great editorial series: Porn in the USA

Lui Magazine

“Lui was a French adult entertainment magazine created in November 1963. The objective was to be bring some charm «à la française» to the market of man-only magazines, following the success of Playboy in the USA, launched just a decade before. France, indeed, in the first half of XXth century had an outstanding reputation for erotic publications, feeding also foreign markets and inspiring also ersatz France-flavoured magazines abroad, when, for example, US publishers used French-assonating titles like Chère and Dreamé or placed tricolour flags on the covers, attempting to attract the casual buyer. This magazine was particularly successful from its origins to the early eighties, featuring many B-List but also prominent French actresses, such as Brigitte Bardot, Mireille Darc or Marlène Jobert. Its motto was Lui, le magazine de l’homme moderne.”

via Ana Lee livejournal

Feuchtgebiete/Wetlands

Seems as though Germany is buzzing about a new book entitled Feuchtgebiete or Wetlands. Whats all the buzz about? Well, apparently the book is about an 18-year-olds genital grooming habits, adventures in anal sex, and avocado pits as objects of female sexual satisfaction, amongst other things.

The author is Charlotte Roche who is a German “television personality” and not to mention, quite a hottie.

via NYTimes

You Condoms

I know when I’m about to have sex, I would like nothing more than to tear open a condom wrapper bearing my image. You know, to remind me how awesome I am.

condomania

Toe Jam by The BPA feat. David Byrne and Dizzee Rascal

Oh censor bar, where would we be without you?

Used to great results for the video of this quite catchy song.

Charlotte Stokely for American Apparel

Looks like Charlotte Stokely is the latest porn star to be employed by American Apparel. She joins other porn starlets like Sash Grey and Laurent Phoenix in becoming marketing tools to sell brand-free clothes for hipsters.

I don’t know about you, but I work in the porn industry and still the forced sexuality of their advertisements/stores totally gives me the creeps.

Here’s an article about how slimy their CEO is.

Asking for an Investment from the Adult Industy

Like asking for a job in the adult industry, another common email I get at my day job, is from people asking for investments in whatever shady thing things they are doing. Here is a nice example that was sitting in my inbox this morning (censored to save the innocent):

—–Original Message—–
From: colin XXXXXX [mailto:tXXXXXXX@hotmail.com]
Sent: Mon 6/9/2008 09:29 AM
Subject: investor

i am wanting to know if XXXXX is interested in a business venture in canad of a on going casino looking for investors and i thought maybe XXXXXX might be interested in this kind of deal the sale is 110 million dollars revenue is 14 million amonth and the building is worth 90 million dollars a great deal i have also ipo companys to help the deal out if needed
thanks colin XXXXX calgary alberta

Again people, please check your spelling and grammar especially when asking for 110 million dollars. Also when asking for such a large amount of money, you think you would leave your phone number or something.

The gallery with the picture that is above.

Blowjob by Wojciech Kosma

Is this the future of “Alt Porn”?

Fellating a contact microphone.

(note: Wojciech Kosma is not the woman in the video)