Looks like Charlotte Stokely is the latest porn star to be employed by American Apparel. She joins other porn starlets like Sash Grey and Laurent Phoenix in becoming marketing tools to sell brand-free clothes for hipsters.

I don’t know about you, but I work in the porn industry and still the forced sexuality of their advertisements/stores totally gives me the creeps.

Here’s an article about how slimy their CEO is.

Like asking for a job in the adult industry, another common email I get at my day job, is from people asking for investments in whatever shady thing things they are doing. Here is a nice example that was sitting in my inbox this morning (censored to save the innocent):

—–Original Message—–
From: colin XXXXXX [mailto:tXXXXXXX@hotmail.com]
Sent: Mon 6/9/2008 09:29 AM
Subject: investor

i am wanting to know if XXXXX is interested in a business venture in canad of a on going casino looking for investors and i thought maybe XXXXXX might be interested in this kind of deal the sale is 110 million dollars revenue is 14 million amonth and the building is worth 90 million dollars a great deal i have also ipo companys to help the deal out if needed
thanks colin XXXXX calgary alberta

Again people, please check your spelling and grammar especially when asking for 110 million dollars. Also when asking for such a large amount of money, you think you would leave your phone number or something.

The gallery with the picture that is above.

Is this the future of “Alt Porn”?

Fellating a contact microphone.

(note: Wojciech Kosma is not the woman in the video)

Again with the ridiculous and arbitrary website names. MILF Soup? What is that exactly? Do we get MILFs serving tasty soups to their amorous partners before or after coitus? A tenuous sex act featuring said flavorful viscous dish? Reviewing the site, there is no actual soup featured anywhere, which is disappointingly, but I guess its like Talk Soup in that you get a whole lot of MILF.

Here’s a gallery of a suspiciously non-MILF looking MILF supposedly doing some MILF type activities.

Porn websites have some pretty ridiculous names, MILF Filth, Anal Hookers, Fisting King, but none more perplexing than Blowjob Ninjas. What exactly is a Blowjob Ninja? Is it a sexy ninja that is really good at blowjobs? Is it a ninja that actively seeks out blowjobs? I guess the world will never know, because judging from this gallery there are no actual ninjas involved. Maybe if you become a member of the site and watch the entire video; at the climax of the scene, a ninja appears as if out of nowhere and yells “Blowjob Ninja” at the camera. That would be awesome!

see the “Blowjob Ninja” gallery by clicking here.

One of the most common emails I get at my day job are from guys wondering how they can break into the awesome world of the “industry”. If I’m feeling plucky enough to respond, I say start in gay porn and work your way up. Hey, no pain no gain right? That’s just what male talent, Christian did. Even if you’re a moderate porn enthusiast, chances are you’ve seen Christian grinding away on some starlet. With his blog christiansingstheblues.com, you get a day by day behind the scenes account of what its like to be a male porn star. Everything from the titillation of having sex with perfect strangers every day, the infighting and general immaturity that plagues porn valley, to the most mundane things like shopping at target and going out to eat at night.

In the adult industry, there a few girls that have the special little something which could make them a “star”; but because of bad agents, typecasting, or just plain old laziness, they never really make it anywhere. Ellie Idol is one of those girls. Her dark hair, and pale skin first caught my eye when she was featured in a video on brandibelle.com. At the time, I wasn’t able to find much of her work, but after some research I found that she booked under 3 different alias’. Luckily, I was able to get her email address and do an internet interview late last year before she “retired”, to learn a little bit more about her.

Ellie, Chloe, Collie, why so many alias’? What’s the definitive name you want to be known as? Well, when I first got into it, the first person I worked for told me he wanted me to go as Collie (which is actually my real name) because he thought it was cute and fitting of my personality. The second person I worked for ended up shooting me pretty regularly so he decided to make a website of it, but actually ended up recycling an old web address; dirtylittlechloe.com. The OLD Chloe was actually a cute petite little Asian girl. Now, Ellie Idol became my name when I started doing hardcore movies. Ellie is derived from my middle name and Idol well, to clear things up comes from BILLIE IDOL……not that crappy TV show American Idol (hope I didn’t offend anyone).

How did you get into the industry? My friend “Bailey Brooks” was doing it, I said to myself, “Hey, I watch porno, maybe I should be in one!” I contacted a Seattle based website and it just went from there.

You’ve mostly stuck to the “reality porn” genre, is this something you’ve purposely chosen to do? Not at all. My agent finds me work. Honestly, I’d love to do either more alternative stuff or stuff with themes, like Cosplay/fetish porn. The reality thing gets old…..and cheesy fast.

You obviously have the aesthetics to be in the whole “alt porn” thing. Do you plan to trying to do some “alt porn” in the future? Oh, I HOPE to be. I’d absolutely love to work with Vivid alt or hell, anything but reality porn. PLEASE! I am so sick of it. Haha… I’m also tired of playing the “innocent, naive” role. People who put me into that category obviously don’t know me all that well. I can play innocent sometimes, but really I’m a little sex demon when I want to be.

You’re from Seattle, do you live up there to stay sane and not be fully enveloped into the industry? Do you plan on making a permanent move to Los Angeles? I stay in Seattle for my friends, for my family, and my man. I’m not quite ready to make the transition to move to LA yet. Though I’m not saying it won’t happen eventually. I actually just started making payments on a house I bought up here in Seatown, so I can’t move just yet.

We all know the careers of women in porn tend to be a bit short. How much longer do you want to be a performer? Do you want to build a life-long career like say, Jenna Jameson? If you do plan on leaving the industry what would be the next chapter for Ellie Idol? Honestly, I want to be the one behind the scenes. I want to start my own company with my man and our friend, and film something different and more progressive for the industry. I hope we succeed!

What is the best thing you did in the past year? The best thing, would have to be getting rid of the people who were holding me back in life. I’ve moved on, and now feel like I can do anything.

What is your favorite purchase of the past year? My NINTENDO DS!!!! Holy crap. When you’re traveling……it really helps pass the time. I’m currently playing the new Zelda game. It’s very addicting!

What is your favorite sex act to do in your own time? Honestly, it’s not the act. It’s the person. Being able to have some really passionate loving sex with someone you love is the best. It doesn’t matter which way it’s done. Though I do like it doggy. <3

What kind of scenes would you like to do in the future that you haven’t already done? I’d love to do a feature sometime, though it seems as though that will soon become a reality. I just got casted to do a live-action make of a certain adult comic. I need to keep it hush-hush for now, but you’ll all see soon enough if you go to Comic-con next year! (Note: Ellie is talking about the live-action porno of Demi the Demoness. Where she gets her cos-play on by dressing up and having sex as a demoness with horns and wings!)

What are your favorite records/books/movies/art of the moment? Why? Lately I’ve been listening to a lot of the artist H.I.M. Everytime I put H.I.M. on, it puts me in this romantic dreamy state. I love it. I love his voice. It’s the ultimate in sexiness. My god. Also been listening to a lot of punk lately. It’s good party music. As far as books go, I don’t read many. I mostly read comic books (haha) but almost every book I’ve been willing to pick up has been by Chuck Palanuik. I fucking LOVE him. Hey, isn’t he from Seattle too?

To see a video gallery of the clip I’ve pictured, CLICK HERE!

Those party websites that post pictures from nightlife events are a dime a dozen, but lastnightsparty stands out amongst the crowd. I like it because:

1. These is allot of nudity on the site.
2. The person behind the camera is a real photographer with a developed eye.

I also like it because I enjoy seeing what crazy clothes the kids are wearing these days.

lastnightsparty.com for more.

Back in the late 90’s, gauzy overly airbrushed porn was the norm. Staying up late cruising the internet with a pathetic dial-up modem I kept searching for porn featuring the type of girls that I was into. Girls with tattoos and piercings. Enter, Raver Porn. It marked the birth of “alt-porn”, that is all to common these days. For some reason they changed their name to EroticBPM and are still hanging in there despite names like Suicide Girls and Burning Angel taking most of the market share.

Here is a gallery of one of my favorite girls back from the raver porn days.